portfolioso (4:14:45 AM): if I tweeted “penis” he’d [reply with a useless tweet like] “@portfolioso ya. i has one” and no one else cares
portfolioso (4:15:27 AM): its not a real tweet. “i’m annoyed at my fucking computer right now” or “i want to tittyfuck this ho in the car next to me at this traffic light” those are real tweets